Funny Smses

• Blind boy giving sweets 2 all. Aunty came from bathroom without dress 2 get sweets, knowing he's blind.
  

Aunty: What is Special........? Blind: I got my eyes aunty.......:)

• Guest: Why is your dog staring at me all d time when I have dinner in your house?
  

House owner: It can never tolerate to see someone using its plate......

• How does a Sardarji dial 9894098940.......?

First he dials 98940 and then presses 'REDIAL'......! Intelligent Sardar.......